never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience
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It’s like a dishwasher
i dont understand even a little bit thank you
“What does it feel like to be high?”
I’m like 90% convinced this guy is some sort of ancient eldritch being
Something about how quickly he was doing that dance chills me to the bone
Underrated and underutilized spongebob meme:
me and my friend getting kicked out of walgreens for being too rowdy
You guys were right
I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone
that is very on-brand for swans
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
How To Make A Milk Crate Garden Planter
Milk Crate Garden: Grow A Lot Of Veggies In A Little Space
A milk crate garden is a great way to grow a lot of produce in a small space. Gardening in a milk crate is pretty much the same idea as square foot gardening. It’s kind of amazing what you can grow in these happy little plastic boxes. Plantable, stackable and cute, repurposed milk crates grow great gardens. A milk crate garden is such a clever way to grow a productive garden in a small space. Instead of growing vegetables, herbs and flowers inexpensive flower pots, grow them in stackable, repurposed, plastic milk crates. You can often find these crates on Craig’s List or freecycle.org, or at garage sales, thrift shops and other inexpensive (or free!) sources.
This is excellent advice! By growing in the crate + fabric, the roots will get excellent aeration, better than they would in a normal pot.
Flozmin is literally fanfiction brought to life
So Flozmin is from the Argentinian telenovela “Las Estrellas”, it is made up of Florencia Estrella and Jazmín del Río. I’m not even kidding when I say that they are the softest, purest, healthiest lgbt couple I’ve ever seen. They are both super supportive of each other and everyone around them, they love each other so freaking much, I swear they are so sweet they gave me cavities. A few spoilers ahead.
No one dies ✔
Secretly in love with your friend ✔
Friends to lovers trope ✔
They are not only friends… but also boss/employee ✔
Accidental first kiss ✔
I want you to be happy even if it hurts every single cell in my body ✔
Heart eyes ✔
Hugs ✔
Sexual tension ✔
Nervous gay laughter ✔
Paint me like one of your french girls ✔
Being mistaken for a couple ✔
Almost kisses ✔
Not being able to hold it in anymore love confession? ✔
Massage ✔
I recognise I have feelings for you but I don’t know what to do cause I’ve never felt like this about a woman before ✔
Leaving your boyfriend at the altar cause you are in love with your friend even if you’re not ready to admit it yet ✔
I’ll take care of you when you’re ill or drunk ✔
Spooning ✔
I’ve been dying to kiss you for such a long time but I want to give you the time you need so I’ll wait ✔
Sing you a song as an acceptance of your apology? ✔
I’ll always support you cause you deserve the world and you are perfect to me? ✔
I secretly watched you sing ✔
Elevator kiss ✔
Cleaning each other’s smeared lipstick after making out ✔
Funny scenes ✔
I know you’re with someone else but I can’t go another minute without being with you love confession ✔
Locker room scene ✔
Angst, but good angst ✔
Strawberry ✔
Let me get behind you and teach you how to do this ✔
Getting the other one out of an uncomfortable situation ✔
If you are for me and I’m for you there’s no way to lose each other ✔
I’ll give you a bath ✔
Beautiful first time scene ✔
Sing you a song to sleep ✔
Matching bracelets & necklaces ✔
Nose booping ✔
Hug from behind ✔
Painting together ✔
Slow dancing ✔
Defeating the homophobes ✔
They communicate their problems and fears ✔
Moving in together ✔
Encourage the other one to follow her dreams ✔
Marriage proposal ✔
Talking about having a family ✔
Talks about very important issues (Tourette’s syndrome, homophobia, adoption, etc) ✔
LGBT representation for people with Tourette ✔
I’m afraid of falling asleep cause real life is for once better than dreaming ✔
Fluffy scenes ✔
No cheating ✔
Cute dates ✔
Casual kisses ✔
They tell each other how much they love and appreciate the other person ✔
Parallels. So. Many. Parallels ✔
Amazing kisses with great lighting ✔
Better treatment than the straight couples ✔
Screen time (more than 18 hours of just their scenes and the show is not even over) ✔
23:55 minutes of just kisses up to episode 145 ✔
And you can watch it all here: http://www.dailymotion.com/flozminsubs